Wednesday, December 23, 2009

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author notes warns ... notice is not intended for children, people sensitive and nieznoszących curses ...

slowly begin to hate holidays ... Not only that, I must go back to the city of Krk, which ia me *** wk, when taking orders, which I wk *** iają, I have to listen grumbling, which I wk *** ia, while breaking a wafer of me wishes wk *** ia, and since 3 months all I wk *** ia an experience with my intensywnieją pińćset times ... I do not sleep for two hours, and between 1.5 and I want to smoke, but quit, so I do wk *** ia. Well, they at least give me a bed in the room exchanged, because the other thing I have wk *** iało ...
Phew ... His is a fascinating way How can you avoid the word "wk *** ia" can defuse the atmosphere ... Do not you think dear reader? Ot a word expressing a strong emotion, and what effect ... ot almost like giving someone the snout (by the way ... Samcio, Lynx ... yes, I'll beat you ... Samcia for the fact that the notes did not write, and the Lynx because so)
author notes is aware that the note is wa s *** and really without substance, but ... is it in the ass. Wishes while almost all of our readers happy and Itching of the New Year better than this. Let emerging Infant Jesus sends wk *** property belonging to chicks under your Christmas tree, when you tap a dedicated egg. Samurai


notes for today

Monday, December 14, 2009

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Bonarka-Srarka, pepper spray and Jakubuś wash the damn dishes! Again

notes for today

Well here a long talk ... long ago we wrote nothing. Reasons were two: the prosaic and emotional. Emotionally blocked us as authors, it's sad feeling coming over at the sight of the lack feedback'u (for humanists low or zero number of comments of our work). The reason is so prosaic that we stink zawarzywionymi fixings, for which the peak of mental-physical activity is coming up Bazing for frogs and makes them act (including the recently AIZ badly). The second problem we found a way, that writing sequential (one by one note, notes at least 2-4 times a week, he told fans do not overwork and does not condemn faithful fans waiting too long) ... solution, of course, found by Mr. przech ** housing and master automation of operations research and optimization methods, namely me. The first reason is, however, is still unresolved and lead to falling morale in the department editors. So many of these cases
organizational and sentimental, let's get to issues relevant ... weight of the world I'd even said ... Frog does not want to wash the dishes! A lazy explained by the fact that we, We washed every two weeks, and forgets to take into account the fact that this obligation is imposed, when all the dishes come to an end ... Kmioti, if you read this convince him that sly 2 times loses because:
a) These plates, which he himself will now wash yourself alone will have to wash the second time
b) my coffee, the longer it is on the bottom of the sink the more stink
c) the frustration caused by lack of clean plates provokes us to come up with different punishments ... So far only zgwałciliśmy his pillow, but it could be worse ...
Speaking of coffee at the bottom of the sink ... I discovered the power of chemical weapons 10 times. The smell of coffee can still stand, but seczuanin (mentioned in a previous notes) for two weeks reared in the lowest depths mentioned earlier cursed the land gives a smell so strong that I hardly go anymore. He was even stronger than pepper spray, which guards deign to treat the guests on a Friday night wedding-Dub, but more on that later.
Since that time the last notes abound in the all-too-interrupting events warzywienia my beloved ritual, such as gourmet dinners in great company full of hatred or revenge olewanych lead, then I will not elaborate on this and skip ahead to Saturday. On that day showed the peak of artistry in the lynx spóźnianiu up. I will be brief ... drove to the cinema in the advice Bonarka Matisa (first mistake). Trying to catch 164 was coming out of our apartment just above the shopping center is over for us to wave to the departing bus nose. A quick phone call arranged for the matter further travel ... "50 on the Sands of new and 5 164 stops driving in the opposite direction." The plan almost succeeded. When we got off the tram on a 40-minute bus ride we saw the bus stop. Olewając the fact that the 164 is its new sands started to look at the bus loop in the opposite direction (because This right, of course, we did not fit.) Realized in time that the vehicle has escaped the mass transport us to the second time that day. At the insistence of Matisa decided that instead of waiting for the next podjedziemy 174, corresponding to the last stop and go with the shoe ... not knowing where. As you might guess we chose the wrong path and a 20-minute walk, sprint resulted in coats, jackets and hats for my case, 164 for which we did not want to wait ... So we thought, because seeing two buses passing the mechano breathable 164 (in the case of old smoker) and barely panting (in Lynx) caught up with the vehicle going in the direction of the New Sands, where we returned to pre-ordering Siemaszko Matisowi return tickets bought for us.
order not to prolong this entry already, which begins to do a behemoth, just mention that nearly two-hour tour wonderful rescued himself going with friends to the wedding. An evening spent his way in a very nice company is enriched by the lords of bodyguards, who some 10 minutes after I arrived in response to some misunderstanding of these two gentlemen moved men and their friends (of course part of these people talked before the club are clearly non-verbal speech), and deduced that it was pleasant to spread the dance hall in the previously mentioned pepper spray.
On this I finish his noteczkę, the next will probably Samciowa on Wednesday, and this time, because the emptiness of the sky I wish you mastered that Great Cthulhu in the act of his grace you left remnants of stars that illuminate the darkness of your soul. Samurai

Friday, December 4, 2009

How Much Are Real Platypus?

Bazinga

can I begin to excuse my lack of activity in yesterday noteczce ... Officially declare that the reason This post was appalling length of the collector in all Rysio Samcio and had to move over the last month, and they do not want. To prevent leakage from unauthorized sources unofficially I let weave that inactivity really took a giant sloth, and a manic desire to address the intellectual challenges that lately it takes me time (ot how nicely you can determine the mass of white boxes that you need to paint in well-defined numerical scheme Pictures ... or logic).
my day yesterday was ... Note, you will be surprise ... vegetable. In the morning I tried to even go to class, but by the fact that instead of your jacket dressed zajebistego s *** lynx jacket hose and I could not find it hidden by the cloak of logical images that beguile me to practice the methods of optimization, grabbed a cell phone and a simple "Brother, wpisałbyś me on the list?" I settled the matter.
In total, I could end up in this place przynudzać, because up until 2:00 am as I have said warzywiłem even obscenely, but ... BUT Exactly. As they say, the oldest people (or at least it wisely sounds like the use of this phrase) the date of the most interesting is when you have finished. So also was with me yesterday. Somehow, in 2 hours after his visiting to rest as I have experienced the psychedelic experience to wake Frogs ... Well Samciowi and lynx oczywście get bored around 4 and decided to call the people. As the phone to a colleague Samcia and Kumeckiego failed them decided to call ... to me ... I must admit that this is all I know for sure, and I understand from this story, guess the rest of the fragments of memories. Now awake hint "GO! GO! Power Rangers!" I looked at the cell and seeing Samcia number picked with the intention of renunciation formula "I can not help you, because you eat *** y". Unfortunately, from my mouth came only "Hyszyszyszyt" and a moment later I heard these two jełopów apparently seeking from its lair in the direction of my room, which for some mysterious reason wprawiło me in a good mood so that I responded zacieszem. Horses from the row to the person who will explain it to me. At the moment we as odsiałem dream from reality, but even after waking up I was convinced that their phone has caused a sudden proliferation of teaspoons, which cutlery began to pour from every drawer in the apartment.
On this I finish my agonizing and I wish you to bless the Great Manitou your fiery water and you multiplied bread and fish. Samurai

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Cervix Is Low And Hard Pregnancy

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We'll unusual! It's very rare that the person starting noteczkę (sanupak), this did not begin with "this time no one is napruty" - is one of those blows! To make matters worse, in the fight against stereotypes note-Samcio I begin! With apologies, we are sending to you today is very long overdue note of the weight events, and at the end, it will even a photo report. While writing these words, I got the impression if I worked in some editorial-pats me a note, Rysiu door, reading, improving, and says something under his breath creating your share! Truly commercial project;)
Let me start by saying that over the last Monday was an incredible moment, important for the residents of our mattress, and our friend, Hassan-company which owns, develops! After several years of store madonion.eu the Internet, Paul decided to run a steady living, and not just anywhere, because in Krakow! Frog, previously helped turn around furniture, paint walls and wash the floor, I, as a loafer, and I'm lazy, I turned up at the ready. After entering the premises in the street. Szafran 4, I saw the beautiful and elegant ready room where the cabinets are Airsoft guns of one of the best producers in the world, and the walls are decorated with elements of the repairs. Handshakes, congratulations to the owner of this shrine, and employee-Luka. I visited the facilities, service and in my opinion, the coolest place in the shop! Pierdolnik! A floor on which you enter the ladder, and called so gracefully, because there are There are boxes for packing internet orders, and ... everything and nothing;)
Since this is a cross-sectional noteczka, let's go to the next assigned me to describe the point. Washing dishes and cleaning the Lynx # 1 Last week, turn unpleasant duty which undoubtedly is washing up the dishes. It took him three hours to trifle with breaks, and almost threw up when it was at the bottom, has encountered lingering and slightly przygniły samurai mud from the coffee. Zrugaliśmy guilty zasyfienia sink, but nothing of itself did not. Even the revenge!
At a time when I washed dishes Rysiu, the rest decided to "slightly" odgruzować counters in the kitchen, and generally the whole apartment. I ended up throwing:
- pants and socks pavlaka,
- the rest of the garbage from the kitchen.
Together we have a garbage sacks ... 9 ...
The next evening we decided to put our mat anypoślizgową under new carpet! As usual, I ended up on the fact that Rysiu moved on her knees over the sticky mat to everything, and I commanded. By the way, I wonder what they're doing with this mat, because it affects the hands, it has the feeling like to put on a hand in the oil, and the right hand after a suchuteńka. Interesting.
When I arrived this week at Siemaszko, we decided to lynx, we will not be anything nice to cook, just eat some Chinese. After a battle fought with google choice fell on the lotus restaurant. With their deals seczuański chose stew (spicy), pig seczuańską (acute) and rice or pasta. I made a telephone order, and there was nothing left to wait an hour for the coveted lunch. After some time, he brought nearly jedzenie-Chinese from the new mill, which still trained and prove he "lotus, look to the future tasty. "Expensive, sharp and it was devilishly delicious! first 5 bites" cool-luz! is it sharp? ", another 5 bars, with tears in his eyes," Rysiu, where is the juice? "We've wyjeść everything valuable in our gulaszach, but it was a fair amount of fluid devilishly sharp. Frog, he decided that he would hardkorem and drink pink fluid ... to our surprise teased drank ... Our diagnosis is that it is no longer the esophagus, but does not want to admit it. We recommend, for a good joke, though not cheap.
this way we come to behold the day present. Today, the lynx have decided to clean up, I generally could not longer move. 4 bags of rubbish have learned (from our room), umyliśmy table, have learned to wytrzepania carpet. Carpet trzepaliśmy at 21:30 by improvised whisk you gave us the samurai! He filled us 2litrową Pepsi bottle. Rysiu as the operator of this tool of destruction looked quite comical, as you can see in photorelation.
Uf. I finish my part of the note. Cheers, have a nice collection
S.
Hello hello and ask health! Yes, yes, there you are wrong - here I come I, a Lynx! I now have a great humor, just in time to write noteczki.
This morning I did not go to lecture and I was late for PE ... And anyway, they probably already guessed this, so you better move on to describe what I have planned.
first point of the program - the promised report from the concert R +, which we all waited with impatience and bated breath. As it was a bit too long to throw it in the normal note, any interested I refer here: http://pokazywarka.pl/e34t3a/ . More on this subject I do not write anything except what I had made already there.
On the other barrel: I was recently assaulted by a Frog! I do not remember at all, but I am convinced of his innocence. Scary crank to do with our Winnie, and he makes up for lack of sense of humor his quick temper. How can you not laugh or not provoked to enjoy because of being awakened in the middle of the night? And everyone also knows that throwing someone in the first subject that lies at hand is proof of the highest degree komitywy. And he does not understand this, and after a subsequent excellent and hilarious classic jokes that he decided to first served to drag me around the house by the legs, but then shove into my mouth a strange object. Anyway, all you have to photorelation, which at this time, instead of help me, has Samcio.
with another barrel: we were cleaning today too sharply. Apart from this scutching odgruzowaliśmy carpet our entire dwelling, that is our room and hallway. Samurai and the Frog (who, incidentally wybył somewhere Evening season - seems to think, moreover, that Hassan) promised that tomorrow posprzątają at home, vacuuming (Yes! the first time since I live here that room also known as the Land of mites will be dusted off, perhaps because the recent purchase of the appliance in TESCO ...), wash the dishes and overtake kitchen. This samurai is actually promised, but Mr. Frog was probably also get them to work. And besides, I do not really care, as will be cleaned up I'll be happy. After all, we have discovered a new phenomenon, namely that law and order - the opposite phenomenon of Chaos and Rozpierdolowi - first there, and secondly they are quite good when there are in our room. Comparison of the room before cleaning and after him have also (again) photorelation.
Ah! We found an interesting thing for pictures and our room! Well, he bends the space-time and regardless of how does the picture always comes to him with disturbed proportions in most comical. Evidence - you know where.
the way - today, we intend to have someone wake up call, because we ziejowy mood and possibly turn a piece of good scores (answer to the question of faithful readers - vocals in the previous piece of this frog [you can guess which issues] and combined Samcia mine and the rest). Samurai do not want to write today, will planting rice, strawberries and tomatoes on his imaginary farm, but promised that tomorrow and will add something.
Well, now it does not stop You any longer, though hard to believe that someone up there is not survived by clicking on the link below - still have a look at these photos, which you thought the whole time reading this nonsense. Pozdro600!
Photoreports!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

After Fertilization Does Cervical Mucus Stop

Bazinga

Since noteczki long ago it was not, and these social parasites, or kickin 'it or nołlajfią post, as usual, I'll start ... and start it from bulwersu ... and not from some small but since obruszenia bulwersiku at a national or even international'd said. Well, today I had the colossus. Apparently nothing extraordinary, but the leading led some known only to themselves, the sick and the reasons he decided to make an 8 o'clock in the morning! Well, for God's sake ... with such a pagan times it pirszorocznych the university attracts students and not the fourth year! The doctor went in his cheek to the fact that he changed the questions that we had (in 2003) and the only ones I could yesterday to learn because of the very important need for the game in facebook'owe strawberries. Thank God Almighty test was a test which allowed me to answer on the basis of a six-line bone.
understood why is this pig fallen sometimes referred to as a rat stopped us afraid. Well, the beast that the burden wyczaiło sadyszczenia blindworms went from white to his master. Yesterday we decided to break the routine, and instead on Wednesday pomęczyliśmy Winnie on Tuesday. Joke in general was average, but the Frogs face clearly expressing the "K *** a, I will give you Bazinga blunt niedomyte, mentally retarded s ** e" (by the way it fascinating that he can Jakubuś same facial expressions to express such a complex sentence) . Unfortunately, his revenge was too weak ... simply poured ago Samcia water. I ask you dear readers ... Convince the Frog komencikach that for everything we have done what he should think of revenge dowcipasek morning, which almost is upon us, and not something so weak, because this lack of commitment hurts our little boys' hearts.
Well, I finish for now, probably will add Rysiu as he wills, the frog will add that probably will not like Samcio, which most likely will return as napruty spade.
Confucius said: Have a nice day Mieciu and Rama Rama Hare Krishna
Samurai
Lynx: Ugh ... Today was tough, very tough day. I just finished the script for tomorrow's torture methodology and techniques of programming, so do not rozpiszę too much, which is a pity. For a long time since we plan to duużą note comprising a summary of the past few days with duuużą party photo (stęskniliście certainly has to be our murders, no?). Unfortunately this is not the time to take to be so reckless task, especially since the composition of our Samcia is weakened. Tomorrow we have scheduled the Grand Cleaners, so it can also take this opportunity to write something-or two more. But enough of this
warzywienia, I'm going to plant some rice on gejbooku.
PS. Ah! I'd forgotten! Today a unique note of the day - we decided to start (surprise) the team, this time in an entirely different convention - we did even Demko. Here it is!